Killer Ping-Pong
(an unusually popular family game)
Rules
1. Killer Ping-Pong is a two-player game that you can play with one (or for more advanced players, both) of your parents
2. All players should be in the same room. The smaller the room, the more intense the game. (Playing Travel Killer Ping-Pong on a long car journey is especially effective)
3. To start the game your parent must ask you a question that you do not wish to answer truthfully, eg 'Where were you last night?' 'Have you done your homework?' 'Where is your school report?' etc etc.
4. You must then reply, using one of three permitted 'response tracks'. Assuming the opening question was, 'Where were you last night?' the answer must either be:
a) far-fetched, eg 'I was mowing the moon with my mates.' b) vague, eg 'Nowhere much. I was just "out".' c) off the subject, eg 'You look great this morning, Mum.'
5. Your parent must now put up a follow up question to which you may make another response using one of the permitted 'response tracks' (see 4 above). On no account must you use more than six words in an answer and you must avoid telling the truth at all costs.
6. Steps 4 and 5 are repeated for as long as possible. Points are scored as follows: - if you never answer the original question you get 10 points; - if your parent gets to the truthful answer, they get 10 points
7. You score bonus points for making changes in your parent's appearance or manner as follows: - parent's voice rises in pitch: 5 points - parent's voice rises in volume: 5 points; - parent's face goes red: 10 points - parent's veins stand out on neck: 20 points
8. Your parents score bonus points as follows, by making you: - blush: 5 points - tell the truth: 5 points - slam a door: 10 points - threaten to leave home: 20 points
9. If at any point your parent stops asking questions, then you have won the game.
10. If, at any point you run out of answers (or run out of the room) your parent has won the game.
haha pretty cool game ey.. jst something i'm reading atm
it's from a book called Killer Ping-Pong, Surviving Life at Home... jst cause i was bored and cause it looked interesting
but yes i'm sure we're all experts at that game =P |